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Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music
most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.
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someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire
everyone else in the galaxy:

everyone on tatooine:

Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy.
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#I think a lot about this #like the guy was a weird excitable nerd
#but you had to tolerate him because #INEXPLICABLY #he was STUPID good as a pilot #like the t-16 orbital drop whomp rat champion since he was 13 #so you couldn’t just IGNORE him and his fucking nerdery #and his being super awkward CONSTANTLY
#and one day his farm is burned and his family is dead #you assume he’s dead too and you feel kind of bad for mocking him now
#but then #space radio is like LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP A SPACE STATION #LUKE SKYWALKER KILLED THE EMPEROR
#and you just #kind hope he never decides to get revenge for the wormie thingoh also turns out he came back to town and killed the mob boss who controlled everything and then left again without buzzing any of his former acquaintance so probably you’re Beneath his Notice; mixed feelings about that

yes, you’re correct, this takes place at tatooine high school
Weird to think both Greedo and Darth Vader went to Tatooine High School.
Vader did not go to Tatooine High School he went to Magic Lasersword Catholic School when he was nine and then trashed the place
The funniest part to me is that one deleted scene with Biggs, where “Wormy” is all excited about a space battle in orbit, and Biggs outright lies to the rest of their friends about it being an Imperial Star Destroyer and says Luke is getting excited about a tanker refueling. Biggs had just come home from Imperial Naval College, he knew exactly what that ship was (it’s pretty hard to mistake a giant metal Dorito), and he was telling Luke that he was going to quit the Navy and join the anti-Empire terrorists.
Also, it’s entirely possible Biggs went to college with some of those tie fighter pilots. He was in the pilot training program, after all. Probably explains his hesitation. And that hesitation got him killed.
I mean, fuck, the people back home don’t even know Biggs died keeping tie fighters off Luke’s back in the Battle of Yavin. They probably didn’t know Biggs had run off to join the Rebels. Imagine Luke telling the bad news to the gang back home. “So what you’re saying, Wormy, is that you got Biggs killed while you made a lucky shot?”
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i love stock photos so much
i googled “protest stock photo” because i was curious to see how they would handle the subject matter while maintaining the inoffensive, generic marketability of most stock images and i don’t know what i expected but uh


group chat after you post something cursed
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PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice
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This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
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